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About irb

 [ irb ] irb is an authentic Transylvanian Count and villainous technocrat. Everything you've read about irb is true, even the lies. In fact, especially the lies. He has diverse interests, if by diverse you mean alcohol, tobacco, firearms and revenge. He graduated from a college you've never heard of so many years ago that the place may very well be a parking lot by now (if there's any justice in the world). All who know him say he's an A+++++ GREAT EBAYER.

 

 [ MBD ] This is a personal site and hardly ever gets updated. What you're looking at now will be remarkably similar to what you'll be looking at if you check back in 2009 2015 2020 (that is, of course, if we haven't suffered total annihilation at the hands of our triggerhappy overlords by then). As such, it will probably be of little use to people who either don't know me or don't want my PGP keys. (see below); it is not under any sort of "construction", uses no <blink> tags, and is so standards compliant it is being reccomended as an RFC.

Inventory
	Amulets
	G - a cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor
	Weapons
	a - a +1 Smith & Wesson Model 327 TRR8 Performance Center .357 Magnum (weapon in hand)
	b - a +1 Tantal (alternate weapon; not wielded)
	c - 24 +2 elven hollowpoints (in moon clips)
	d - 60 +0 Orcish rifle cartridges
	Armor
	e - an uncursed +2 Panama hat (being worn)
	f - a cursed pair of iron boots (being worn)
	g - the blessed +5 Maximum Pants (being worn)
	h - an uncursed -2 Iron Maiden T-Shirt
	i - an uncursed fireproof +0 Hawaiian shirt (being worn)
	Comestibles
	j - 3 blessed carne asada tacos
	O - an uncursed lizard corpse named Floyd
	P - an unsmoked +2 My Father "Le Bijou 1922" cigar 
	A - an uncursed +0 Perdomo Fresco cigar (lit)
	Spellbooks
	W - a cursed spellbook of DNS and BIND
	X - a blessed spellbook of Arch Wiki
	B - an uncursed spellbook of Bash Scripting
	Rings
	Y - a cursed ring of conflict (on right hand)
	Z - a blessed wedding ring (on left hand)
	Potions
	k - 3 blessed potions of Lagavulin
	l - 3 cursed potions of coffee
	Wands
	r - an uncursed wand of packet cancellation (1:6)
	s - an uncursed wand of wishing (3:0)
	U - a blessed wand of secret door creation (1:3)
	Tools
	t - a blessed prayer rope
	m - an uncursed -1 Leatherman multitool
	n - an uncursed +0 Orcish flashlight
	o - an cursed +0 Android phone (on fire)	
	p - a cursed -2 torch lighter
	q - the blessed rustproof +7 Xikar V-Cutter
	y - a blessed cigarette case of holding
	I - a blessed etherkiller

Contents of the cigarette case of holding:
	a blessed Yubikey Neo
	a cursed Mt. Gox Yubikey
	a cursed RSA SecurID token

irb the BOfH              St:16 Dx:13 Co:15 In:18 Wi:16 Ch:8  Chaotic
Gehennom:48 $:0  HP:23(767) Pw:2(182) AC:-48 Xp:30/109453714 T:124365 Burdened
	
Hot links

Here are some off-ramps you might enjoy on the "Information Superhighway".
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AltaVista, a "search engine"; Archie for the World Wide Web
NCSA Mosaic, a graphical World Wide Web browser program

Malleus Maleficarum, the actual Hexenhammer.
Societas Maleficarum, where the bad people are.

Playing with github, but don't want to pay for it (yet?). (actually I built my own. You can't have it. [yet?]).
Keybase::irb, cryptol33t antisocial notworking.
Twitter::Voivode_irb, noxious fumes trivia masquerading as data

You can find me on the air as KF7SJD, usually in 70cm or 2m. Good luck.

Resume / Employment

I currently work at American Airlines, managing the critical UNIX operations of the world's largest airline. My resume is available here. Please note that, while my employer enjoys making political pronouncements from time to time, they do not in any way speak for me.

PGP: the crypto-wonder drug in vogue

These are my current, active GnuPG keys; A complete listing is also available. The expiration date on my personal key is updated every 11 months, or the key is revoked.

Why do I keep multiple keys? Mostly to defend against my employer getting sued and my data being caught up in a subpoena. I suggest you do the same.

Personal Key
Use: Personal communications
Key ID: 0x23950C023A78CC64
Download: irb_personal.key.pub
Keyserver: keys.gnupg.net
Notes: This is my default key.

Fingerprint:
21B3 2075 D785 6F93 BE3B 2B56 2395 0C02 3A78 CC64

Yubikey Key
Use: Personal communications :: Travel :: Business
Key ID: 0x89764F2CB25D5256
Download: irb_yubikey.key.pub
Keyserver: keys.gnupg.net
Note: Due to Yubikey Neo restrictions, this key is "limited" to 2048bit RSA.

Fingerprint:
2B76 B3B2 7C9F 3610 AD67 BB14 8976 4F2C B25D 5256

keybase.io Key
Use: keybase.io Social PGP Key Directory
Key ID: 0xC0551F89FC5CE705
Download: irb_keybase.key.pub
Keyserver: keybase.io/irb/pgp_keys.asc
Note: I'm not giving them my private key so I generated a new one just for them

Fingerprint:
ED61 BF20 DFAA 1A09 945D 27D9 C055 1F89 FC5C E705

American Airlines Key
Use: Work-related email Key ID: 0x2355E365912BB9EE
Download: irb_work.key.pub
Keyserver: keys.gnupg.net
Note: If my employer's data is subpoenaed this key might be included. Only use this key for email related to my work at American Airlines

Fingerprint:
69C8 4B70 8D2A 3BD6 4D16 E328 2355 E365 912B B9EE


Bitcoin Address
1HCrATLoKHqrdZG358Ro5d9gjg3EG2RfsB

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