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About irb

Hello, I'm irb. You might be wondering what "irb" means; well, some say it stands for "Industrial Radiation Burns". Others say "It Really Boots!" or "I Remember Blackadder". I've even heard people talk about Irksome Random Bits (especially because I Read Books). If you want to know the truth though, it's really bloated, at least according to the implacable recidivist bourgeosie.

This is a personal site and hardly ever gets updated. What you're looking at now will be remarkably similar to what you'll be looking at if you check back in 2009 2015 2017 (that is, of course, if we haven't suffered total annihilation at the hands of our triggerhappy overlords by then). As such, it will probably be of little use to people who either don't know me or don't want my PGP keys. (see below); it is not under any sort of "construction", uses no <blink> tags, and is so standards compliant it is being reccomended as an RFC.

Note: This site, this page really, was written in ... oh, must be 2002 or something, in HTML4 strict. I've "upgraded" it to XHTML and, in the process, nearly hurt myself looking at the source. Tables? Width specs? My word. Most of that is gone now and you can safely return to your lives unassaulted by hypertext markup nightmares.

Hot links

Look, I'm a retro-webmaster! <marquee> Hit counter is under construction.</marquee>

Malleus Maleficarum, the actual Hexenhammer.
Societas Maleficarum, where the bad people are.

Playing with github, but don't want to pay for it (yet?).

You can find me on the air as KF7SJD. Good luck.

Resume / Employment

Too bad! I've got a job.

PGP: the crypto-wonder drug in vogue

These are my current, active GnuPG keys; a complete listing is also available.

Personal Key

Key ID: 0xC520684E
Download: irb_personal.key.pub
Keyserver: keys.gnupg.net

2637 BD85 7C3D CCA4 0F12 60F5 5223 782E C520 684E

American Airlines Key

Key ID: 0x912BB9EE
Download: irb_work.key.pub
Keyserver: keys.gnupg.net

69C8 4B70 8D2A 3BD6 4D16 E328 2355 E365 912B B9EE

Also, I've been playing with Bitcoin lately. I like the idea of decentralized banking.


You should send BTC to that address.

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