Societas Maleficarum exists as an exclusive organization dedicated to providing various critical services to bad people. We differentiate between "bad" and "stupid", which means that socially regressive right-wing religious whackos and guilt-ridden hippie leftist nutjobs are equally disqualified from receiving our aid. Our membership spans the globe and, while our guiding principles are kept in strict secrecy, they can be said in their most general expression to encompass the following:

• We have an obligation to defend ourselves and what we love with whatever we can.
• Human space exploration is as heroic as it is vitally necessary.
• Gekko was only wrong in scope: it is not greed that is good per se, but aspiration. The pursuit of the excellent and rare, the lust for what is best about us and our world.
• It is the duty, right, and reponsibility of the parent(s) to choose whether to bring a child into the world.
• The size of Government is inversely proportional to the liberty enjoyed by the individual it governs.
• The idea of a self-aware, historically active supreme being is a beautiful, terrifying lie.
• Sex between consenting individuals is good and wholesome. There exists no justification for the State or the community to concern itself with sex beyond that.
• All human languages ought to be replaced with Latin. And not that low-rent Church Latin either.

Although membership in the Society is highly sought-after, it is also deeply exclusive. Nonetheless, we do offer various services to those whose efforts in the world we would like to see flourish. If you believe you have a cause, thesis, art project, organization or civilization that could benefit from our resources and isn't stupid, don't hesitate to let us know.

Note, however, that anything you send us may be posted, lauded, mocked, derived, copied, celebrated and/or parodied unless it is encrypted with the PGP key of one of our members. How to do that is left as an exercise for the reader.