Societas Maleficarum exists as an exclusive organization dedicated to providing various critical services to bad people. We differentiate between "bad" and "stupid", which means that socially-regressive knucledragging right-wing religious nutbags and guilt-ridden underachieving hippie leftist nutbags are equally disqualified from receiving our aid. Put succinctly, our guiding principles can be said in their most general expression to encompass the following ideas:

• We have a moral obligation to defend ourselves and those we love with whatever we can get our hands on.
• Human space exploration is as heroic an enterprise as it is a vitally necessary one.
• Greed is good. Lust is good. Success is good.
• It is the duty, right, and reponsibility of the parent(s) to choose whether to bring a child into the world.
• The size of Government is inversely proportional to the liberty enjoyed by the individual it governs.
• The idea of a self-aware, historically active supreme being is a beautiful, tempting and terrifying lie.
• Sex between consenting individuals is good and wholesome. Any kind of sex, any kind of people.
• All human languages ought to be replaced with Latin, and not that low-rent Church Latin either.

Although membership in the Society itself is restricted, we do offer various services to those whose efforts in the world we would like to see flourish. If you believe you have a cause, philosophy, thesis, art project, organization or civilization that could benefit from our resources and isn't stupid, do let us know. Maybe we can work out a fair exchange.

Be careful though: we seem to have a nasty habit of mocking the stupid and handicapped, so make sure your message to us is intelligent and makes at least a vague attempt at legibility. PGP keys for some of our members are also (cheerfully and enthusiastically) available upon request.

On a public network, you have none.

Honestly, if you're going to make decisions on what to share with us based on what we tell you we're going to do or not do, you need some serious help.